So the difference between a “brain freeze” and a “beer freeze” is … one you remember and one you don’t?
Research provided by Beerheimer’s Anonymous
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But he WILL bark for hours at imaginary ghosts
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Ah … yes it is. Especially for the good ole Aunt Jemima treatment
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Happy Thanksgiving, SellersAskSellers!
This struck me as both topical and hilarious:
How many Selling Partner Support associates does it take to change a lightbulb? (link, NSFE)
Something tells me that the FMT/CMT is unlikely to be as amused as was I.
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Line 1 - we (twice)
Line 2 - we (once)
Line 3 - we (once)
Line 4 - we (once) and I (once)
Line 5 - we (twice)
Line 6 - we (once) and us (once)
So everything is a group effort except when it comes to ensuring you when only “I” can do that.
Who in the hell is “I” and why can only they do that? … makes you feel sorry for the rest of the group.
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The “I” is from the Court Cleric who wrote the message for Their Eminence Amazon the Great (TEAG).
Take your pick of “Imperial We”, “Royal We” and/or, “Majestic Plural”.
The Court Cleric was subsequently executed for having spoken in the singular on behalf of TEAG.
That might be the funniest thing I have ever seen
Complain, complain…
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And an appropriate stocking stuffer to accompany said gift:
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