Who on earth needs a kit?
Did you hear about…
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They didn’t mention they were all AOL 4.0 installation disks…
This finally popped up in my Facebook ‘memories’ today and it’s a bit late to put in the Thanksgiving posts, but it does explain a lot about the history of the tradition…
You don’t have to name us.
Everybody already knows who we are.
Twas the night after cyber Monday
And all through the forum
The night seemed normal
The quiet before the storm …
Mama on her tablet
And I with the remote
And just settled in
For the evening to relax …
When what should come out
Of mama’s mouth quiet loud
But a scream of horror
Proclaiming that Glitchmas
Was at the door.
So out of my chair
I flew in a flash
To my computer I flew
To see the latest Amazon crash.
And what to my wondering eyes
Should appear
But a tiny little banner
With the words we all feared …
Internal Error
The website is having
A technical problem,
Please try again …
So into the forum
To look high and low
Maybe an answer
But nobody did know …
Leaning back in my chair
Kind of scratching my head
Wondering just what
That damm Amazon bot
Released which we want not.
And as quickly as it appeared
The Internal Error went away
But we know in the darkest
The bot is still there
Taunting us each night
Ever presently near.
With mama now calm
Mumbling Glitchmas is here
I got up from my chair
As I now needed a beer.
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Vegies … no … boneless hotdogs … yes?
And mine is very dry…
So I looked at the image, and thought, darn, that looks like Lego’s…
Then I saw the box. 
Dry makes it worse. Just sayin 
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Living up to the name I see 
Wow this is too easy 
Picture from @Pepper_Thine_Angus house 
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If you can not instantly respond with a quote from this movie over the next 30 days, we can not be friends.
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I don’t remember any quotes off the top of my head, but that was caused by “Sparky” and the movie was made the year we founded our company.
I will leave out further details so others can play.
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Worse, how could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!
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Oh Christmas tree … Oh Christmas tree …
Oh how you use our electricity !
We need a vacation!
No quotes given … just reference points
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Hosting the holidays…
“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”
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