Lighten Up!

[joebcrafts]

@Lost_My_Marbles

Oh how you use our electricity !

250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand, for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.

[dwat0870]

This sounds legit…

[Nutty_Nuisance]

@Pepper_Thine_Angus

instantly respond with a quote from this movie over the next 30 days,

Instantly over the next 30 days?

[bookwormapril]

@Pepper_Thine_Angus

If you can not instantly respond with a quote from this movie over the next 30 days, we can not be friends.

Sob.

[papy]

@Pepper_Thine_Angus

If you can not instantly respond with a quote from this movie over the next 30 days, we can not be friends.

Showing on AMC channel at 8p ET (in 10 minutes) or streaming on Hulu, Max, Sling TV (?), Amazon Prime, YouTube, Google Play Movies & TV, and Vudu.

[Racing_Stripes]

And the sequel xxx 2 is showing on TBS tonight. I saw it last year, the story isn’t as good but it was great to see most of the kid actors from the first movie now grown up.

[Racing_Stripes]

Porch pirates are stepping up their game this year.
.

[Lost_My_Marbles]

Or … that’s one hard working repo man …

[Nutty_Nuisance]

Ahh yes…all those FBA deliveries that just never arrived…

What is this train worker doing? 🤔🚅🚃 🤣 #reelsfbシ #Bakersfield #funnyreels |...

[Tried_Tested]

Never watched it

But apparently Leonard Hofstadter’s in it

[Tried_Tested]

Godzilla x Kong: New Empire Trailer is out.

[Racing_Stripes]

Whoops! I’m getting my Christmas movies mixed up. Too many of them being shown right now. I was talking about a different movie than the one with the electric meter.

Enjoy’em all!

[dwat0870]

For all of you who can still drink ----

[Pepper_Thine_Angus]

[Image]

@Nutty_Nuisance

What is this train worker doing? 🤔🚅🚃 🤣 #reelsfbシ #Bakersfield #funnyreels | Sikc One The Great | Sikc One The Great · Original audio

Fake news, as in, that is not a train worker… Clearly a Train hijacker or shall we say train pirate.

“All in all it’s just another INR in the wall.”

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ)

[Dogtamer]

@Lost_My_Marbles

Twas the night after cyber Monday
And all through the forum
The night seemed normal
The quiet before the storm …

Mama on her tablet
And I with the remote
And just settled in
For the evening to relax …

When what should come out
Of mama’s mouth quiet loud
But a scream of horror
Proclaiming that Glitchmas
Was at the door.

So out of my chair
I flew in a flash
To my computer I flew
To see the latest Amazon crash.

And what to my wondering eyes
Should appear
But a tiny little banner
With the words we all feared …

Internal Error
The website is having
A technical problem,
Please try again …

So into the forum
To look high and low
Maybe an answer
But nobody did know …

Leaning back in my chair
Kind of scratching my head
Wondering just what
That damm Amazon bot
Released which we want not.

And as quickly as it appeared
The Internal Error went away
But we know in the darkest
The bot is still there
Taunting us each night
Ever presently near.

With mama now calm
Mumbling Glitchmas is here
I got up from my chair
As I now needed a beer.

Posting that nifty nugget in the NSFE seems to have inspired others to try their hand:

SALES DASHBOARD NOT UPDATING? Merry Glitchmas! From ChatGPT (link, NSFE)

In the heart of December’s frosty embrace,

Where the lights twinkle bright in the marketplace,

There lies a tale, not of Santa or sleighs,

But of Glitchmas on Amazon in the holiday maze.

---

In Seller Central, where the elves toil and fix,

The screens flicker and dance with their digital tricks.

Listings vanish like snowflakes in a warm winter’s breeze,

And prices fluctuate wildly, as if to tease.

---

“Oh Glitchmas, oh Glitchmas,” the sellers exclaim,

As they scramble and scurry, in this holiday game.

“Where have our products so merrily gone?

Lost in the labyrinth of Amazon!”

---

Orders pile up like gifts under the tree,

But chaos reigns supreme in this e-commerce sea.

“Refresh! Update!” the desperate cries ring,

Hoping for stability that the season should bring.

---

Yet, amid this frenzy, a Christmas spirit prevails,

For not even glitches can let joy derail.

Sellers, united by the challenge they face,

Find camaraderie in this high-speed race.

---

So here’s to Glitchmas, with its quirks and its flaws,

A reminder that perfection is not without pause.

In this season of giving, of love and of cheer,

May your glitches be few, and your holidays dear!

It’s not bad - not quite as good as yours, but not bad, in my book - especially if the OP is actually serious about using AI to craft it…

[Lost_My_Marbles]

It will be interesting to watch … ours was slow until it was not …
We even liked the one who used ours as a template as a response …
1.6K views now and 60 likes … who knew???

[Racing_Stripes]

You can’t find me!
.

[Nutty_Nuisance]

@Racing_Stripes

You can’t find me!

Find who?

[Pepper_Thine_Angus]

There, You an’t on no shelf no more!

EDIT, for the record, not as nummy as blue cookies.