I actually knew someone when I was in college who got his bike stolen, even though he had it locked to a parking meter (pretty much just like in this picture). Surprising, because while he was a bit of a jerk (maybe more than just a bit), he was quite smart on most matters.
Buzz must have just landed in Seattle!
Can I use the same receipts that I use on Amazon for all my Nike sales? Asking for a friend…
Please tell your friend that it takes AT least a trifecta.
I would suggest Nike, Disney, and Marvel.
@Uncle_Leroy 
see @selg post upthread
Ha! This is exactly what I’m experiencing from some of my new clients this year that started a “business”. Makes me want to jump off the local water tower when they bring me a bunch of receipts like I’m some psychic that knows what is going on in their brain (or ahem… lack of one).
Gee, they haven’t even made it to the microwave yet!
I was shopping with my nine-year-old granddaughter this week–I needed yellow Peeps for my sunflower cake (photos to follow). She added pink, purple, and green Peeps to my shopping cart because she had learned at Girl Scouts how to melt them (added to cream cheese) for a dippable sauce. Serve with pretzel rods or graham crackers. I’ll let you know how that turns out.
Shouldn’t the Girl Scouts be teaching about decent nutrition and good eating habits? The combination of peeps and cream cheese sounds horrifying.