Lighten Up!

From the OLD days when people needed to actually have an imagination and not see the video on the news…

Brilliant!

Ever try to cut a straight line and wonder how you’ve made it this far?

That number looks suspiciously high. I smell a tax scam…

Keep in mind that the photos you see on the Temu ads are actual size; they can fit about a billion of them in that warehouse. So number is probably fairly close.

Given that Morticia was always rather more agile - despite her obvious impediments - than was Gomez, I’d strongly suspect that it was a Carolyn Jones aficionado who created that meme/theme.

As it should be.

Long in the tooth be them modern cat-whiskers*, n’est-ce pas? :wink:


*

And nary a crystal with which to scratch-forth a wireless message… :melting_face:

BREAKING NEWS … Temu Insurance Scam

It turns out that the Temu fire was set intentionally as part of an “insurance scam.”

Reports from the insurer state that Temu’s total policy coverage was $50, with $30 of that coverage being on the building. The insurer estimates that the inventory payout will be in the fives of dollars.

Stay tuned as we follow this breaking story.